And I want to know why.
Somewhere along the way, it hits me. They must be blowing off steam after hours to make up for the stressful days spent on the phones and at the windows. I ask them what their secret is, but no one wants to let me inside the inner circle. So, I decide it's time for a little investigative work.
Late one night, I followed a couple of them after work and much to my surprise, this is what I saw:
Now that explains it! Nothing like a little breakin' to wash away all your worries.
Next time you call 718-37-BKLYN and wonder how they're all keeping it together in there, just remember what it's like after hours for the T.O.!
(Happy early April Fool's Day, guys!)