Things I Learned at Work Today...

• I might be the best Ms. Pac Man player on the eastern seaboard
• Steve does not enjoy listening to popular 1980's video games while on conference calls
• A good flashlight costs more than $25
• Steve does a spot-on Gregory Hines tap-dancing impersonation
• Gregory Peck was not a tap dancer
  
• No one ever told Gary not to wear white after Labor Day
• No one ever told Gary that dark colors are slimming
• Rishi hasn't worked here in over two months
• Kevin enjoys torturing people with dead rats
• "Flat Rat" is probably not a good promo item for '09
• You are only supposed to consume 2,000 calories a day
• My standard lunch contains approximately 5,000 calories
• Some bloggers earn over $75,000 a year
• It's hard to host a rave with no electricity
• There are 251 days until Opening Day (unless the schedule changes again)

-- Dave