- I might be the best Ms. Pac Man player on the eastern seaboard
- Steve does not enjoy listening to popular 1980's video games while on conference calls
- A good flashlight costs more than $25
- Steve does a spot-on Gregory Hines tap-dancing impersonation
- Gregory Peck was not a tap dancer
- No one ever told Gary not to wear white after Labor Day
- No one ever told Gary that dark colors are slimming
- Rishi hasn't worked here in over two months
- Kevin enjoys torturing people with dead rats
- "Flat Rat" is probably not a good promo item for '09
- You are only supposed to consume 2,000 calories a day
- My standard lunch contains approximately 5,000 calories
- Some bloggers earn over $75,000 a year
- It's hard to host a rave with no electricity
- There are 251 days until Opening Day (unless the schedule changes again)
Friday, October 10, 2008
Things I Learned at Work Today...
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