Friday, October 10, 2008

Things I Learned at Work Today...

  • I might be the best Ms. Pac Man player on the eastern seaboard
  • Steve does not enjoy listening to popular 1980's video games while on conference calls
  • A good flashlight costs more than $25
  • Steve does a spot-on Gregory Hines tap-dancing impersonation
  • Gregory Peck was not a tap dancer
  • No one ever told Gary not to wear white after Labor Day
  • No one ever told Gary that dark colors are slimming
  • Rishi hasn't worked here in over two months
  • Kevin enjoys torturing people with dead rats
  • "Flat Rat" is probably not a good promo item for '09
  • You are only supposed to consume 2,000 calories a day
  • My standard lunch contains approximately 5,000 calories
  • Some bloggers earn over $75,000 a year
  • It's hard to host a rave with no electricity
  • There are 251 days until Opening Day (unless the schedule changes again)
-- Dave

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