I'll admit that from time to time I have a tendency to make up outright lies about embellish cetrain aspects of my colleague's lives. But this one is actually true. Really. I found out today that Baby Alexa, in her younger days, really did this. For "fun." Really.
One of the most down-to-earth, together, responsible, intelligent people I know put an electric dog collar on her neck and went past the invisible barrier. For fun. Multiple times. Really.
Unfortunately, no video has been discovered (yet), but I imagine it went something like this:
I am dumbfounded.
I am lost for words (and that's not easy).
I am (wait for it...) shocked!
I am lost for words (and that's not easy).
I am (wait for it...) shocked!
The good news for you is that Alexa is the one in charge of fun & entertainment during the games. So if there's a rain delay or a downturn in the action, I know what I'll be suggesting she do to get the crowd going!
-- Dave
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