So...we talked it over a bit in the office, and thought, hey...we are (occasionally) hysterical, and we definitely have a great product. Why don't we do our own ShamWow infomercial? So, we put Tim (the Marty Scorsese of the minor leagues) on the case, and here's what we came up with:
Remember, we can't do this all day, so act now, and join the Grub Club today!
UPDATE: Yes, I know Vince ran into some trouble over the weekend. Bad timing...but it doesn't make his commercial any less funny!